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stink'pooch

1. an invertebrate vermin of the Gastrointestinus family that emits phlegm and stink beyond bearability
   1. such a vermin of the genus and species Causticus halitosis, found often in forests or under raised porch or basement floorboards
   2. a skin diseases contracted from prolonged contact with such vermins