Peter Markley

Graphic Designer,

Contradictionary – Phlegmingo

Published Mon, January 25, 2010
Contradictionary – Phlegmingo
Writing/concept: Peter & Gabriel Markley, Alex Markley


There was something wrong as Nixy pulled onto his street. He could see their house from there, and there was a large, dangerous-looking animal on the property.

He didn't quite get a good look at it, but somehow... deep down... he knew Timby was to blame.



“Timby, what was that in our front yard?!"

“It's a lawn ornament! Do you like it?"

“No Timby, it was alive! It squawked at me! And it was made of snot!"

“It was a phlegmingo, and it probably felt threatened."

“Is that a spittoon on your head?"

“You're just jealous."