Contradictionary – Hamster Wheel
Disclaimer: This comic does in no way, shape, or form, or under any imaginable circumstance, represent with any instructive, useful, or significant level of accuracy any historical, scientific, or actual landmarks in scholarly pursuits of any kind; this never happened, neither did behavioral psychologists need to perform this kind of experimentation on any animal to ascertain that a wheel shape on an axle would indulge without measure the typical hamster's evident and indomitable tendency to run, and run, and run.
Nobody's really that stupid, you cynic. 😐
Inventing the hamster wheel...
“They just don't seem to play much with that triangle!"