Contradictionary – Leftovers
Published Wed, November 10, 2010
Writing/concept: Peter Markley
Leftover Night is a chaos festival held in great fear the world over. It can occur at any moment, in any month of the calendar. It is the day the contents of the refrigeration unit in the home of any hapless unfortunates erupt forth in a dark display of cruelty.
But in this short debacle in the lives of Timby and Nixy, which has little or nothing to do with Leftover Night, a hapless unfortunate among the contents of the refrigeration unit in the home of some desperate basket cases resorts to self-defense.
“Nixy! This sandwich looks to be in the uncanny valley of consumption! How old is it?"
“Why don't you try it and find out?"
“It seems conscious..."
“But aren't you curious?"
“Ready... Take aim... Expire!“